Thursday, August 23, 2012

Web Deal of the Week: Comfort Plugs 20% Off!

New butt plugs so comfortable that they become a part of you. And now they're 20% off! 

These aluminum plugs have a great heavy weight and glide in super-smooth, plus you can wear them for hours on end thanks to the flexible cords that bend when you do! We love the screw-in metal loops. They make them easy to insert and remove—and fuck with too! 

Comfort Plugs come in two sizes: regular and large, plus you can get the regular size in a rattler version that contains a cool metal ball which knocks, rattles and rolls as you move. It's a super fun sensation!

This offer is good for web orders only and expires on August 30, 2012.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Web Deal of the Week: Free Shipping on Everything!

What a great time to stock up! For the first time ever, we’re offering free shipping on all domestic orders with no minimum purchase!

This offer applies to ground shipping in the lower 48 United States and is for web orders only. To redeem, enter promo code FSAUG at checkout, then select the free shipping option that appears in the shipping choices menu.

Hurry, this promotion expires August 23, 2012.  Visit today!

Introducing Fist Powder

Gear now sells Fist Powder, the revolutionary new lube for fist pigs!

Fist Powder is the first powdered lube product certified by the European Union as an official medical device. That means that, unlike the other powders that we use to punch-fuck livestock, this is the only lube that’s been tested as safe for human animals.

Two years in the making, Fist Powder's main ingredient has never been used before in a lubricant. It mixes easily, doesn't get stringy, won’t stain and washes out without salt. Plus you can make up to 18 bottles from just one container.

Fist Powder is now available in both our retail and web store. Give it a try! 

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Summer Lube Stock-Up Sale

It's our annual Summer Lube Stock-Up Sale!

Nobody in the Desert has a better selection, and now for five days—Sunday, August 12 through Thursday, August 16—you can save 20% on every ounce of it!

Water-based, silicone, hybrids, creams, even lube that looks like cum. Lubes for fucking, fisting, toys—or just an awesome wank. Save on every product in every size!

This offer is valid for in-store purchases only. Online sales excluded.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Best Free Shipping Deal Ever!

Hey guys! For a limited time, we're offering our BEST FREE SHIPPING DEAL EVER on web sales! Order $30 or more from our web store ( and get free shipping in the lower 48 United States, plus we'll throw in a surprise free gift.

Use code GIFT at checkout. Offer expires August 10 and applies to in stock web orders only.