Thursday, August 16, 2012

Introducing Fist Powder

Gear now sells Fist Powder, the revolutionary new lube for fist pigs!

Fist Powder is the first powdered lube product certified by the European Union as an official medical device. That means that, unlike the other powders that we use to punch-fuck livestock, this is the only lube that’s been tested as safe for human animals.

Two years in the making, Fist Powder's main ingredient has never been used before in a lubricant. It mixes easily, doesn't get stringy, won’t stain and washes out without salt. Plus you can make up to 18 bottles from just one container.

Fist Powder is now available in both our retail and web store. Give it a try! 

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